I love my man… I really truly do. When we met, I never thought someone who looked like he did could ever like me. Well, as it turns out, he fell in love with me, and now here we are. But, he has a secret. He wears the worst underwear ever. I mean they “look” normal:
But the truth is they are one size too small and he buys the same kind over and over, even though they rip super easy. Sigh. What makes it worse? He refuses to let me shop for him. So a couple nights ago, I took it upon myself to be rid of the to small, easy holy boxers and get some nice ones FINALLY. I mean, I’m the one that has to see them so I may as well pick something I would like too… amiright? …and where else would I go but to my oasis, my mecca, my temple— Target.
Armed with my list, which is only to remind me of what I *need* to get (vs. the hundred plus bucks later of stuff that I *wanted* to get), I drove off when the little went to bed. It was still HOT. 86 degrees at 9pm.. no bueno. But no matter… I was going to Target!
When I got there, my second favorite spot greeted me upon entering- Starbucks. I cannot tell you how much I love whoever put a Starbucks in Target. I need my energy pumping while shopping and Starbucks will do that for me. But, I was here on a mission… so away from Starbucks I had to stay. But my store knows me TOO well, and I did need new pajama’s for BlogHer. Gillian O’Malley…ON SALE. Done.
So.. I got distracted but eventually I made my way to the men’s area…and the underwear I was seeing was not much better than what my hubs gets. Until… in the corner… I saw….
#MaLoUnderwear? Mario Lopez’s new line…and the model is the Statue of David. Hmm… and the price is actually pretty good. Ok, let give these a whirl.
You remember how I said I LOVE TARGET? Ok.. In case you didn’t let me show you how much I love it.:
Case closed. (Also, you can see more of my shopping experience over here, on my Google Plus Album)
But the real test would be if he liked them right. Well, when I first gave them to him.. his look was… puzzled. Then, when I took his too small plaid ones out of his dresser and tossed them, he shrugged and said, “Fine, but if I don’t like them, you better go buy me my old ones again.” Deal. And guess what…
He liked them. His two minor complaints were that the trunks were a bit too short and could use a hole. But… he said I am welcome to keep buying #MaLoUnderwear cause he feels like A.C. Slater and how could that be bad?
If you’re interested in giving someone in your life a man makeover, follow Mario Lopez on Twitter @MarioLopezExtra and head down to your local Target.
Disclosure: I am a member of the Collective Bias™ Social Fabric® Community. This shop has been compensated as part of a social shopper insights study for Collective Bias™ and MaLo #CBias #SocialFabric. All opinions are my own.